TMI

Since 2004, students all over the world have been able to network online within his or her respective colleges breeding an obsessive frenzy on what goes on in his or her fellow colleagues' lives. Facebook. Yes, there were other sites such as Friendster, Myspace and, dare I say, Xanga. But these sites, did not have the allure of "privacy" within its own community. The creator of Facebook cleverly made sure that only people with college email addresses were able to log onto this site and view profiles. The other sites still did not enable this function. For years, I've used facebook and all its glory. People from when I was 4 popped back up into my life. People that I went to happy hour with suddenly became my "friend." While it was slightly annoying that I had to "de-tag" or privatize my inappropriate pictures in fear that future employers would not judge me based on my undergraduate discretions, I, like my fellow classmates, became obsessed with checking it multiple times a day.

Unfortunately, (and you may think dramatically), I have finally experienced the adverse effect of facebook on me and my life.

Yesterday, I happily checked facebook like any other day. I noted who I should make sure to wish Happy Birthday to and made sure I didn't have any outstanding notifications such as friend requests or wall postings. Then, clear as day, on the newsfeed glared back at me: [My ex-boyfriend] has been listed as "in a relationship." Blinking twice, I stupidly clicked on his profile and received confirmation that yes, facebook can actually reach out of my computer and slap me in the face. Now, before you sit there and judge me for even "caring" or hell, still being his friend on facebook, in my defense, I believed wholeheartedly that I was fine being the bigger person and staying friends with him.

Notwithstanding that I split my anger between the website and this boy. First of all, finally, I'm annoyed with the damn newsfeed. Is it truly necessary to broadcast such things all over the internet? I suppose that question is directed at him as well. I fail to recognize how it's possible to quickly jump into another relationship after we just ended ours (finally) after many many many years. Secondly, I'm not stupid. How cliche can you be to become official with your new girlfriend on facebook the day after Valentine's Day? (Please note that due to the Lenten season, I've refrained from adding my normal blunt and more than likely true adjectives before the word "girlfriend.") Lastly, ARE YOU REALLY THAT INSENSITIVE TO BROADCAST THAT YOU'RE IN A BRAND NEW RELATIONSHIP WITHOUT GIVING ME A HEADS UP? For the record, he emailed me with all the "fantastic" things going on his life. A good idea would have been, oh by the way, we're official and facebook makes it that way. Fuck you. And fuck facebook.

Yes, I know it sounds stupid and even childish. But I don't care. Facebook officially became my part nemesis. Something needs to be done with that Newsfeed because it gave me too.much.information. And yes, the immature bitch in me already removed all of HIS friends we have in common. Next step? Removing him. I wish there was a way to display on the newsfeed, "Angelica has deleted you as a friend on facebook. She says fuck you." I mean, why not? If the newsfeed can broadcast what people order from blockbuster online, I don't think it's unreasonable to want to publicly tell your exboyfriend how he's an inconsiderate asshole.


Oh right, thats why I have this blog.