Precious Moments with Mom

Mom: I don't know what's wrong with [my coworker's daughter]. She's an attorney, she's smart, funny and attractive. I just don't understand why she doesn't have a boyfriend.

me: Thanks mom. So I'm single because i'm none of the above?

Mom: That's because you're picky.


Apparently, rejection of the Jizzmaster warrants a "picky" label.


p.s. Between me and my friend L. Miller the word "picky" was code for "gay."