Beezy

Beezy: Another word for "bitch" made popular by Mac Dre (Bay Area represent!)
Synonyms: bitch, hoe, slut, skank, hooker, ugly, whore, fake, female dog

My lovely roommate introduced me to this term back in August and it has creeped up in my vernacular. I've pondered what a beezy would mean to me. And now, thanks to facebook, I've come up with the perfect example.

While it is somewhat nice and mature that my ex-boyfriend and I are "friends," it's still jarring to see someone move on - especially when he tagged himself with the new girl. Of course the "new" me (i.e. the one who made a resolution to be chill about life in 2008) says "great for him!" But, as we all know, old habits die hard.

So, on my story goes. Once he tagged a picture of him with this new girl, I became obsessed with figuring out who she was and looking at other pictures that her friends stupidly keep open on facebook. (If anyone knows her, someone might want to suggest privatizing all those pictures. Making out with girls, taking bong hits and wearing trashtacular outfits may not be the best way to get a job in Washington, D.C. come graduation.)

But I digress.


In my facebook stalking fury, I came across a bunch of pictures with who I can only assume is new girl's best friend. I sat there and thought, "[Best friend's name] where have I seen that before? Hmm.. where have I... oh my God." I go back to my recently added friends and see that the new girl's best friend requested me as a friend on facebook!

In my haste, I just assumed that she was part of my sorority. Sometimes the younger girls like to facebook some of the older sisters, especially if they are in the same "phamily." Upon further review, the friend's we have in common are not from my chapter and that she was actually part of another sorority. And then, it dawned on me: I duped into being facebook stalked!

What I want to know is, why is it so pertinent to see my profile? As a law student, you're really not going to get much from me except my facebook pictures. And believe me, after living in Orange County, I've meticulously combed over my "tagged" pictures to make sure that I don't look ugly, fat or trashy. This means, if you're trying to find dirt, you're not going to find it there. Furthermore, I am sure, that you - the reader - might be thinking (rightfully so) that I'm a huge hypocrite.

However, I feel justified in saying that at the very least I don't send my friends to facebook this new girlfriend. I mean for the love of God, light facebook stalking and bitching on the phone to your friends - NORMAL. I think 5 years of being in a relationship gives me a little bit of leeway of losing some form of sanity.

Point? I have finally been able to say without a doubt that I can finally apply what I've learned in California to my past life in DC. Girl who facebooked me, by way of my exboyfriend's new girl, is a beezy. And all the synonyms duly apply.